Orlando Bloom goes to see his doctor, and he is frantic.
Bloom “Doctor! I don’t understand it. Every morning, when I wake up and look in the mirror, I immediately get an erection!”
Doctor- “That’s understandable…. you’re a pussy.”
Someone told me that awhile back and I found it to be very amusing on many levels.I think originally it was in a FHM or Maxim Magazine issue back in the day.