Track Of The Day: Lucille Bogan (Bessie Jackson) – Shave ’em Dry Song (1935) (The Original Lil Kim & Nicki Minaj)

The Original Lil Kim & Nicki Minaj.And even though this record is raw as fuck it was done with more class then those two if that makes sense.Its crazy how this was done in 1935 and the lyrics after all these years could probably make Snoop Dogg blush.

Bessie Smith (April 15, 1894 – September 26, 1937) was an American blues singer.

Sometimes referred to as The Empress of the Blues, Smith was the most popular female blues singer of the 1920s and 1930s.She is often regarded as one of the greatest singers of her era and, along with Louis Armstrong, a major influence on subsequent jazz vocalists.Read More Here…

Recorded in New York on Tuesday March 5, 1935. The unexpurgated Shave ’em Dry Song alternate take is notorious for its explicit sexual references, a unique record of the lyrics sung in after-hours adult clubs.
Lucille Bogan (Bessie Jackson) – Shave ’em Dry Song (1935)


I got nipples on my titties,
big as the end of my thumb,
I got somethin’ between my legs’ll
make a dead man come,
Oh daddy, baby won’t you shave ’em dry?

Aside: Now, draw it out!

Want you to grind me baby,
grind me until I cry.

(Roland: Uh, huh.)

Say I fucked all night,
and all the night before baby,
And I feel just like I wanna,
fuck some more,
Oh great God daddy,

(Roland: Say you gonna get it.
You need it.)

Grind me honey and shave me dry,
And when you hear me holler baby,
want you to shave it dry.
I got nipples on my titties,
big as the end of my thumb,
Daddy you say that’s the kind of ’em you want,
and you can make ’em come,
Oh, daddy shave me dry,

(Roland: She ain’t gonna work for it.)

And I’ll give you somethin’ baby,
swear it’ll make you cry.
I’m gon’ turn back my mattress,
and let you oil my springs,
I want you to grind me daddy,
’til the bell do ring,
Oh daddy, want you to shave ’em dry,
Oh great God daddy, if you can’t shave ’em
baby won’t you try?

Now if fuckin’ was the thing,
that would take me to heaven,
I’d be fuckin’ in the studio,
till the clock strike eleven,
Oh daddy, daddy shave ’em dry,

I would fuck you baby,
honey I’d make you cry.
Now your nuts hang down
like a damn bell sapper,
And your dick stands up like a steeple,
Your goddam ass-hole
stands open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like people.

Aside: Ow, shit!

(Roland: Aah, sure enough, shave ’em dry?)

Aside: Ooh! Baby, won’t you shave ’em dry

A big sow gets fat from eatin’ corn,
And a pig gets fat from suckin’,
Reason you see this whore, fat like I am,
Great God, I got fat from fuckin’.

Aside: Eeeeh! Shave ’em dry

(Roland: Aah, shake it, don’t break it)

My back is made of whalebone,
And my cock is made of brass,
And my fuckin’ is made for workin’ men’s two dollars,
Great God, round to kiss my ass.

Aside: Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave ’em dry

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