I noticed I’ve become way too emo as of late.And the entire time I started this blog.Its time for a few laughs.Cause I am far from a emo type of fellow.Too much tragedy and sadness as of late.Just as I have gotten to a better place mentally the world is falling apart.I tried to think of few of the funny stand up scenes I seen I could remember.And thanks to youtube here are a few.Enjoy!
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ~Woody Allen
George Carlin – The Ten Commandments Broken Down
RIP George Carlin. From his dvd ‘Complaints and Grievances’.
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Eddie Murphy – The Cookout
Eddie describes what goes on at his family’s cookouts! From his stand concert Delirious.
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. ~Jack Handey, “Deep Thoughts,” Saturday Night Live
Chris Rock – Tossed Salad Man
Just in case you don’t know who or what or want to revist what Chris Rock was talking about with The Tossed Salad Man.
HBO’s Rikers Island Special – The Tossed Salad Man
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ~Victor Borge
Dave Chappelle – Grape Drink
The Sunny D Commercial Dave was talking about in that scene.
Denis Leary – Drugs
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book. ~Irish Proverb