TMZ Reports Olivia Wilde Has Filed For Divorce (Bonus: I Am Going To Seduce Olivia Wilde AKA Getting My Lloyd Dobbler From Say Anything On)

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Courtesy Of: TMZ

Olivia Wilde has filed for divorce … TMZ has learned.
Wilde filed the papers last week in L.A. County Superior Court — citing “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the divorce.The 27-year-old “House” actress and her husband Tao Ruspoli have been married for eight years. They separated last month.The couple has no children.

What a shame.Sike! It is never a shame when a stunner like her goes back on the market.She kind of reminds me of Ione Sky for some reason.I guess its just the fact that she has really sexy eyes.Maybe like Ione’s sexier cousin.I find both to be pretty appetizing though..So for the the simple fact that she somewhat reminds me of Ione Sky for whatever reason. I am gonna try the art of seduction by Lloyd Dobbler from the movie Say Anything on her (given the chance).So straight out of the Lloyd Dobbler School Of Macking I am gonna try and attempt “The Dobbler Romantic Radio Move”.


(Lloyd Dobler from Say Anything Puppet Tribute)

Apparently Youtube took down the copyrighted material from Say Anything.The bastards:(. But Anywhoo.By trying the Dobbler move either I would get arrested cause its really fucking creepy.Or hopefully I would get a positive Dobbler effect and she really needs a rebound bad as fuck.And if the gods were smiling on my penis she is a huge Say Anything fan too.I’ll leave out Dobbler’s rain coat though.Cause that would just take the creepy cake even more.That coat is on some James Spader 80’s creep shit.Its just choosing the right song.John Cooze-ack as I call him had the heart warming melodies of Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes”.So I handpicked two gems that I think would suffice to seduce Olivia Wilde.They both have a “Wild” theme.

If anybody reads this let me know what track (option) you think would be better.

First Option…………………
The Doors – My Wild Love

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Then my second option as I battled past all the other ninjas trying to get their Lloyd Dobbler on too would be…….

Nina Simone – Wild Is the Wind

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And if their is a 1% chance she doesn’t think I am Lionel Richie from his video “Hello” mega creepy.We could get our say anything on.Oh yeaaaah!!!
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I forgot how sexy Ione Sky was.
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I think in her prime she might of had a little more appeal then Olivia Wilde.I think cause she doesn’t come across as dirty as Olivia Wilde.Ione Sky has more of that really hot girl next door thing like she portrayed in Say Anything.Which is way more classier and appealing to me.Olivia is sexy though.They would cause a battle of love and lust.
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Anyway in reality I could care less if Olivia Wilde is getting a divorce.Their is realer shit going on in the world.And another hot broadl on the market is cool.But who cares if you don’t know them.I just wanted to get inside my own head for a moment and kill some time.Plus it is always good to reminisce about how great the movie Say Anything was (try and disagree).And it didn’t kill me to look at pictures of Olivia Wilde.Cause she is sexy as hell.Plus I got to hear 2 great tunes.And if I made someone laugh that is a added bonus.

Just like these sexy ass pictures of Olivia Wilde are………

***Added Bonus Photos***

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